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**Warning: Stinky fart can be a social problem

What is Fart?
Fart as define by the online dictionary is :

(färt) Vulgar Slang
intr.v. fart•ed, fart•ing, farts
1. To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind.
2. To fool around; fritter time away.
n.
1. An often audible discharge of intestinal gas.
2. An annoying or foolish person.
In order for us to produce super stinky fart, we must understand the science behind fart itself.

Where the gases do come from?
There are several sources of the gas. Any air we swallow can come out as fart, any chemical reactions in our body may produce gas and commensal bacteria in our gut will produce gas.

Why fart smells
The smell of fart comes from mixture of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans. However, the main stinky part is the hydrogen sulfide. The more sulfur rich content foods you eat the more your fart will stink.

How do you make your fart stinky?
1) Be a woman. Scientific studies found women’s fart contain higher amount of odour causing gas.
2) Eat a lot of cauliflower, egg, cheese, milk and meat.
3) Do not eat beans. Although beans will generally produce large amount of fart but the fart is particularly not a stinky one. The large amount of fart will dilute odor rich gas in your fart.

What if I still fail?
Ermm, maybe your bowel is not Homo sapiens type. I Suggest u to try this: