The Blogging Syndrome

I was tagged again by bernardchan . Actually I really hate a meme, but since this meme has a virus in it, I guess completing it will pass the virus to him. Well, I believe blogging syndrome is really caused by a virus and scientist should really do a proper study into it. There are few symptoms when a blogger is being infected with this virus. Let me start with the Triad of Blogging Syndrome:

  1. Living in virtual world
  2. Increase BMI
  3. Withdrawal symptoms of blogging

Living in virtual world

When I started blogging , all of my real world hobbies has been slow or ultimately stop. I used to paint at least one painting per month but since I started to blog , I only managed to finish one painting this year. Some of my friends who started blogging also have the same trend of not living in real world, some of them only have “virtual girlfriend” and they don’t even realize there are getting older! Instead of going to kedai mamak for social life they wait in front of their PC every night for good opportunity on PayPerPost.

Increase BMI

I really hate this but yes I’ve been putting extra BMI since I left Hospital. Although part of the fat is due to relatively non busy clinic here but MOST are from my blogging life style. How many of u do not chew anything while blogging? I used to jog everyday but since blogging syndrome affects me, I can consider once a week a bonus.

Withdrawal symptoms of blogging

When I went off line due to outstation duty, I feel my life is incomplete. My fingers started to move as if they were typing on keyboard. My mood just went down when not reading a blog or updating my own blog.

My Blogging Syndrome related sign and symptoms

  1. I argue with my wife that a dashboard (wordpress) is not a proper place for my GPS Bluetooth Receiver.
  2. I specially setup my own linux server at home just to host this blog.
  3. Instead of using Microsoft Word to write an official letter, I accidentally use Wordpress to do it.
  4. Instead of treating patients, I reserve one day to handle Blogging Workshop for staffs in my workplace.
  5. When my wife ask me to feed our cat, I quickly check my feedburner`s Feed Stats Dashboard.
  6. I insist to pay via Paypal when shopping offline.
  7. I accidentally wrote “Blogorrhea” instead of Diarrhea in my patient`s chart.
  8. I started to explain Page Rank mumbo jumbo when my patient got an FBS ( Fasting blood sugar) reading of 10.



3 Responses to “The Blogging Syndrome”

  1. i am new to blogging ,and will watch out for these symptoms ,the bright side is that i am still 18.thanks

  2. Hahaha… good one, Kucau.

    You’re in even deeper shit than I la. You’ve got your own server to host? Ish ish ish…

  3. LOL…yes….it is a terrible sickness

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