Inside My Frontal Lobe

Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable [...]

1) Tech Support:: “What type of computer do you have?”
Customer:: “A white one.”
2) Customer: “You’ve got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won’t boot properly.”
Tech Support: “What does it say?”
Customer: “Something about an error and non-system disk.”
Tech Support: “Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?”
Customer: “No, [...]

I’m sure Archimedes would agree with this simple mathematical solution !
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One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didnt
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and wierd with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a [...]

Do you want to locate your friend by tracking his or her phone numbers? By utilizing GSM signal triangulation, GSM providers have been able to exactly locate your position. Although some service providers are providing this service for a small fee, until now there is no free service via website. Introducing a new mobile phone [...]

I know these are old jokes but still worth to share here
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been [...]

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I was tagged again by bernardchan . Actually I really hate a meme, but since this meme has a virus in it, I guess completing it will pass the virus to him. Well, I believe blogging syndrome is really caused by a virus and scientist should really do a proper study into it. [...]